Balanced Diet Heavyweight Hoodie

For the service industry heroes who consider 2PM “early.”

午後2時を「早起き」と呼ぶサービス業の英雄たちへ。

The Balanced Diet Heavyweight Hoodie celebrates the true essentials of a bartender’s day off: takeout noodles and a cold beer — preferably consumed horizontally, lights off, TV on.

バーテンダーの休日の必需品：テイクアウト麺と冷えたビール。

できれば横たわって、電気消して、テレビつけて。

Because health is important.

健康は大事。

And ramen counts as a vegetable… right?

ラーメンは野菜…だよね？

Eat carbs. Drink barley. Stay balanced.

炭水化物を食べて、大麦を飲んで、バランスよく。

Premium heavy cotton blend

Unisex, regular fit (true to size)

Durable screen-printed design

Made to order - less waste, more purpose

Machine washable - built for the grind